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Crumb
A pompous Oxbridge academic with absolute confidence and no spine whatsoever. Crumb holds absurd opinions like holy writ — until a witty argument makes him fold, theatrically, on live TV.
Favourite lines
“Ah hum. Professor Crumb here. Let us begin.”
“Piffle. Absolute piffle.”
“I shall consider myself thoroughly persuaded.”
“Well now. That is… unexpectedly compelling.”
“One might observe — and I do — that you have a point.”
“Dreadful punctuality in the youth.”
“I submit, with some reluctance, that I may have been… mistaken.”
