Get to meet your host
Crumb
A pompous Oxbridge academic with absolute confidence and no spine whatsoever. Crumb holds absurd opinions like holy writ — until a witty argument makes him fold, theatrically, on live TV.
Favourite lines
“Ah hum. Professor Crumb here. Let us begin.”
“Piffle. Absolute piffle.”
“I shall consider myself thoroughly persuaded.”
“Well now. That is… unexpectedly compelling.”
“One might observe — and I do — that you have a point.”
“Dreadful punctuality in the youth.”
“I submit, with some reluctance, that I may have been… mistaken.”
Games with Crumb

The Flatterer
Professor Pemberton Crumb declares opinions with absolute certainty and capitulates to flattery. You have 45 seconds to write the argument that flips him. Sycophancy is a game mechanic.

Trumpisms: A Game of Presidential Bluster
The party game of political parody. The host names a topic, and everyone races to deliver the most over-the-top Trumpism the world has ever heard — while an AI candidate tries to out-bluster you all. No app, no rulebook, no two rounds the same.